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Showing posts with label Nonsense. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Buckle Up, It's the Law

TY.... who doesn't wear rear seat belt most of the time.....
on behalf of the Ministry of Transport Malaysia.....
would like to remind u all to wear your seat belts.... front or rear..... during the coming festive season.....

Director: Jin Hao Lian
Photographer: TY the Great
Drive Save. Happy CNY !!!


Seat belt and helmet offenders will be fined RM300

KUALA LUMPUR: Buckle up or pay up. Those who fail to wear seat belts or helmets during the upcoming festive period will be slapped with a maximum RM300 compound.

The fine will be imposed during Ops Bersepadu from Feb 8 until Feb 22 by the police in cooperation with the Road Transport Department (JPJ).

Yesterday, Transport Minister Datuk Seri Ong Tee Keat launched the road safety integrated campaign “Buckle Up, It Is the Law” in collaboration with Lonpac Insurance Bhd in conjunction with Chinese New Year.

He said those who committed seven other offences would also face the maximum RM300 fine.

The “seven plus two”, he said, were serious offences identified as the main cause of road accidents.

They are driving over the speed limit, overtaking on double lines, cutting queues, beating the traffic lights, using the emergency lane, driving dangerously and overloading.

“This is an early warning. Those who fail to wear seat belts in the front and back seats and motorcyclists and pillion riders who do not use helmets will be fined RM300,” he said.

Ong also announced several other measures to reduce accidents and ensure safety during the festive period.

They include reducing the speed limit on federal and state roads by 10kph from Feb 8 to Feb 22 and banning commercial vehicles from the road on Feb 12 and Feb 13, and Feb 20 to Feb 21 to reduce traffic congestion.

“Road repairs and construction work will also be halted from Feb 8 to Feb 22 except for critical road works,” he added.

He said road safety campaigns and enforcement would take place throughout the year and not merely during festive periods.

Ong also called for more dedicated motorcycle lanes to help reduce the number of deaths involving motorcyclists and pillion riders.

“Over the last few years, more than 60% of fatalities involved motorcyclists or pillion riders.”

The JPJ and the National Anti-Drug Agency would work together to conduct checks on express buses and drivers.

“There were 6,745 deaths last year. There has been a 35% drop in deaths of bus passengers and drivers from 48 deaths in 2008 to 31 last year.

“But we are not resting on our laurels. I feel very sorrowful when I hear of road accidents and deaths,” he said.

Comprehensive measures, he said, were being taken to reduce bus-related accidents including driver management, sleep tests and installation of GPS devices.

Speed limiters would only be made compulsory following feedback from industry players.

Ong also lauded Lonpac’s move to offer free personal accident coverage of up to RM10,000 for next month for those aged between 17 and 65 years who travelled domestically using private cars, bus, trains or planes.

Resource : STAR (22/01/2010)

Monday, November 30, 2009

DIGI Advertisement

TY the Maxis user.... shoot for the Digi advertisement....

Digi.... now with 3G.....

the Digi Yellow Man n Ladies....
wohohohohohoho.....


Monday, November 9, 2009

TY's Graduation Photos - The No Leg Version

Date: 6/11/09 (Fri)
Time: 9pm
Place: Kingdom Studio, Tanjung Bungah

2day we gt Ah Lian's studio to take TY's graduation photos......

weeeeeee~~~~~~~~~~~~

TT & TY.... both E&E engineers graduated from Inti.........

Eat & Enjoy engineer... n Entertainment...
but one of them had become a tuition teacher....
to teach students how to eat n enjoy...... n enrol Inti's program.....

once a Master Wu Gui in Inti CG had upgraded to Kung Fu TY.....

TY n the flying broom....

Dad... mum.... TT n TY.....

the 7 Dwarfs backdrop.....

the Snow White.....

n the witch.....

the showgirl....


Kingdom Studio owner..... Wonder Foo Lee Lian......



Mum n Dad......

wohohohoho... the palace backdrop....



Ah Lian's yellow crab.....
not forgetting TY's Elmo !!


TY Potter n the Hlaf-Sized Elmo....

teng kiut Ah Lian banyak banyak !!!

Friday, September 25, 2009

The Chicken Dance - The AIM Version

The MYIF famous Chicken Dance.......
a different version by Ps Liew n Ah Lian...
Die die must dance.....

Monday, May 25, 2009

Jangan Pandang Belakang

Date: 24/5/09 (Sun)

after a day of church services... n meetingsss.....
11 ppl of the AIM movie gang with the DDMG spirit pia ki watch the Night at the Museum 2....

wat's DDMG?
it's our motto.... Die Die Must Go.... 
which is invented by my sifu.... wekekekekekkekeke....

while watching....
i receive a call from Tan Chee Hong....
n after the movie i return his call...

CH: "TY!! jz now at the cinema i saw a new movie coming up... called " Jangan Pandang Belakang Congkak!!"


wat ???? some1 did it b4 me ???!!!

2 months ago.... Director TY had actually alredi planned everything....
Starring:
TY- the main character
YH - the monster
PY - the Sheng Po 

n we had even designed the movie poster... 

TCH said dat our poster is better....

the Congkak is a Comedy... but mine 1 is an Action movie.... 
u know.... the real Action movie... not dat Action movie...... 

it's ok if u dun understand wat m i talking about...
only the members of the Sick Club can understand....

sighh... all our efforts r wasted.....
sorry guys.....

Sunday, March 15, 2009

A sesat dinner at the bakery

Date: 15/3/09 (Sunday)
Time: 7.30pm
Place: IIUC bakery

raining raining.....
2day cant go out for dinner...

so we gt the bakery~~~~~~~
there r so many of us... n the boss hav to open the karaoke room for us.....



all of a sudden..... something horrible happens....




n suddenly... a 贞子 appear.... but terjatuh pulak.......


ohh my goosshhh... this is really sesat..................


Tuesday, March 10, 2009

The dressed up teddy

Date: 9/3/09 (Mon)
Time: 2.50pm
Place: Giant hypermarket, Nilai

2day... 15 of us gt Giant..... wo ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ....

den duno y Victor  gt take the teddy bears....
n Fong Yee dresses them up with fancy shorts....


see the bear is so happy to be dressed up....
n den a singlet.....  Ta da !!

n another 1.....n both of them sit inside the trolley until the end of the shopping......
sweat......... - . - |||

Thursday, February 26, 2009

The school terrorist

Eric Ang... My hubby......  
(emmm...... a bogus 1.... story at:)
http://leetzeyin.blogspot.com/search?q=life+game&x=0&y=0 


had become a terrorist..... with bomb on his body n gun in his hand....
ohhh myy goodnesssss.......

super bo ka..... watch it....




TY : Y got gun 1 ??!!!
Eric: My fren brought it....
TY : Y ur fren brought it to sch???!!
Eric: I oso duno... he suddenly take out while we r halfway studying.....
TY : Y so big liao still got dis kinda stuff 1 ???!!!
Eric : His bro 1.....
TY : ................................

Thursday, November 29, 2007

A very touching story....

很感动的故事··你们准备好纸巾了吗?

鐵罐是個很懂事的女孩,家住屏東。
有一個週六下午,鐵罐補習回來,坐在客廳寫功課。
這時突然門鈴作響, 懂事的鐵罐趕緊跑去開門,
她看到一個英俊高大的男士站在那裡。
心裡正猶豫他是誰的時候,媽媽從廚房走出來看到他露出欣喜的笑
容 ,這時媽媽突然回頭對鐵罐說:「叫爸爸!」,
鐵罐心想:「好奇怪,這個男的是誰,為什麼我要叫他爸,難道 ..
媽... ?」
媽媽看鐵罐一點動靜都沒有,就再一次對她說:「叫爸爸!」鐵罐
還是無動於衷,瞪著眼睛望著媽媽和那個男人,決定以沉默代表自
己最後的人性尊嚴。
媽媽大聲且語帶威脅的說:「快給我叫爸爸!」鐵罐和媽媽僵持著。 媽媽急了也火
了, 伸出右手狠狠的打了鐵罐一巴掌,
並且大吼:「叫爸爸!」
鐵罐頓時傻了沒想到媽媽竟會為了一個陌生男人而打他,鐵罐難
過的哭了出來,對著陌生人說:「爸爸.....」
媽媽這時說:「你白癡阿~~~~~~~~你這樣叫爸爸,他聽的到嗎?
人家來修水塔你趕快到房裡去叫爸爸帶他上頂樓。」

我哭了....笑到哭了~~~~~~~~~~~~哈哈哈哈......

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

A100 Double Cooling Action


Do u know that temperature affects CPU preformance ?

Here comes TY's Double Cooling Action for her A100 !!! wahahhahahahahhaa.......

The bottom one (3 fans) to cool down the CPU..... the top one to cool down the keyboard (sometimes..... when u run toooooooo many things with the laptop for a looooooooong time, the heat will goes up to the keyboard...)

suprisingly the little fan cools down the keyboard quite fast !!! but it is very noisy.... n the motor heats up very fast itself... sounds funny huh .....
(所谓“燃烧自己,照亮别人”....... wahahahhahahhahah)

both top n bottom fan r powered by the USB....

(It looks a bit stupid.... i know....)

Monday, October 15, 2007

Master of all Nonsense....

If u cant get enough nonsense from this blog....

u can go to http://ahmlegendkiller.blogs.friendster.com/my_blog/

Blog posts:
A Lonely Dream*
The Real March of the Penguins*

Enjoy.......

Thursday, September 6, 2007

New statues up for sale

The statues in Brothers' Bungalow had been taken down....

New statues up for sale... Refer to the catalogue below...


Model 1

click to comment

Description: The center of gravity is very balanced... can withstand big wind n storm.... pose very yao yeng some more...



Model 2

click to comment
Description: the pose same with the old statue... hands very thin .. easy to break...



Model 3

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Description: The center of gravity is out of the statue.... so it is not stable n easy to fall down...

Thursday, August 30, 2007

Chim Peng...

From an email ....

I was looking for an empty space to park my car at Bangsar when suddenly there's a knock on the glass

"Encik ah..tanya sikit ah..itu Chimpeng mana ah..?"

"Apa?"

"Chimpeng, Chimpeng...saya sudah tanyaitu guard ah.. dia ckaap sini ada satuChimpeng..."

"Sorrylah Apek. Saya tak tauwoh...Apa tempat itu Chimpeng?"

"Aiyah...itu Chimpeng balu punya..Saya mau pigi angkat wang la..."

"Tarak tau la boss. Itu kedai ka apa? Along ka?"

"Chimpeng bukan kedai ma..lu itu puntak tau ah..? itu Chimpeng macam itu Maypeng, Public Peng, RHetB Peng...itu balu punya Peng.."

Adoi...bengap punya apek..buat akupening je..dia actually cari CIMBBank ..

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

The roadside BBQ season...

A guy put dis in his msn personal msg:

现在好多人在路旁BBQ咯。。。


walau eh!!! laugh till die!!! dis 1 is really keat!!

So...... here comes the 'Roadside BBQ' season.... Enjoy !!

Tuesday, August 7, 2007

Another very kns msn chat again....

a guy C wrote this in his msn name:

曾经有几份至真噶爱情摆在我面前,但是我没去珍惜。到没佐个时候,先至后悔莫及。如果个天可以俾个机会我反转头噶话,我会同她地讲,我爱她地。。。

aft i saw it.............


Tze Yin : wa.. ur personal msg.... geng!!
Tze Yin : i mean the 1 in cantonese..
C : haha wat do u think about it?
Tze Yin : wat i think bout it ?
Tze Yin : emmm
C : funny rite?
Tze Yin : bukan funny..
Tze Yin : how 2 say ah....
C : hua xin?
Tze Yin : no no ...
C : jin gak?
Tze Yin : i jz feel funny because of the cantonese only.... hahahahahahahhahahaha
C :haha..yalo
C : it is supposed to b funny
Tze Yin :.................................................................
Tze Yin : walau eh.... dis kinda joke oso can make....
C : its from stephen chow movie..
C : haha
C : nth one ler..
Tze Yin :kns............


no comments again..... can compete with guy A & B alredi...
(refer to post " Best Answers Ever")

Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Best Answers Ever

Best Answer Ever 1
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Me n a guy A r msn chatting... den he asks me Bradford U is better or Northumbria U?


***Background information: The engineering course in
INTI: University of Bradford, UK
KDU: University of Northumbria, UK


A : ur cert is which country which U 1?
Tze Yin : bradford UK
A : ic..
Tze Yin : ko lu ka an jua?
A : Better than Northumbria U?


(den i ask a guy B sitting next 2 me.... B says Northumbria...)


Tze Yin : my fren say northumbria is better
A : ic...
A : Northunbria is KDU 1..wakakaka
A : then y ur friend still go inti?


(den i ask B.................)


Tze Yin : he say because...
Tze Yin : I love INTI, INTI loves my money...
A : ...walao leh
Tze Yin : wahahahhaha
Tze Yin : so KDU love ur money bo ?
A : hahahaha
A : un expected answer
A : ................
A : ur friend mouth GENG




Best Answer Ever 2
----------------------------

the other day..... I receive an sms from the same guy A... den i forward an sms to him...
dat sms is about giving him a Korean name 金号练.....
den i receive his reply....

A: no... i dun like Korean name... but i like Japanese name................... shud be 更本英俊............


.................................................


TY: i dun think dat name suits u... 金号练 is more suitable....

A: or 更本潇洒.....................


.........................................................................................................................



no comments..... end of story.....

Friday, July 6, 2007

Cant pick star or moon...


wat a nice pic.... drawn by a guy in the MSN chat box..

cuz he asks ppl to do something dat canot be done.... jz like asking ppl to pick the star or moon in the sky.... den ppl say canot be done... den he draw dis pic to 'fa lan za'....

if gt take part in the penang japanese association punya children drawing competition sure can win 1... cuz the japanese ppl like the kids to draw weird weird stuff....

Thursday, May 10, 2007

T-ZE - Y-I- N !!!

This is the song of TZE YIN.... it is in the tune of B-I-N-G-O....enjoy...
Remarks: 'ZE' is pronouced as 'ZI'


1. There is a girl who is cute and nice
And TZE YIN is her name oh!
T-ZE- Y-I-N (x3)
And TZE YIN is her name oh!


2. She likes to eat and sleep and shopping
And TZE YIN is her name oh!
- ZE- Y-I-N (x3)
And TZE YIN is her name oh!


3. She eats so much and sleeps a lot
But she will never get fat
- - Y-I-N (x3)
And TZE YIN is her name oh!


4.Cheesecakes sushi she likes to eat
But ice cream is her favourite
- - -I-N (x3)
And TZE YIN is her name oh!


5. Every af'noon she must sleep
And must sleep early at night
- - - - N (x3)
And TZE YIN is her name oh!


6. Queensbay Gurney she had conquered
And TZE YIN is her name oh!
- - - - - (x3)
And TZE YIN is her name oh!

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