FREEZE! You Are Under Arrest!

Date: 11/5/10 (Tues)

TY receives a mail...

from the police....

"Pemberitahuan Kes Waran Tangkap...."

".....Mahkamah Majestret Balik Pulau telah mengeluarkan WARAN TANGKAP terhadap anda..... memberi AMARAN supaya anda menyerah diri......"

"PEGAWAI DAN ANGGOTA POLIS akan mengesan / menangkap anda....."

Noooooooooooooooooo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

ok .... enough drama.....

the story is like this.....

because of the Big Bang...

story at: http://leetzeyin.blogspot.com/2010/02/big-bang.html

TY was fined RM300 by the police....

n the fine was not paid as promised by the car mechanic....

so this is TY Driving Diary #6...... Drive until kena waran tangkap.....

The TY Driving Diaries:

http://leetzeyin.blogspot.com/2010/05/ty-driving-diary-5-mcflurry.html

TY Driving Diary #5: The McFlurry

How to eat McFlurry while driving alone on a winding road (Long Boey Sua),

without dirtying the car,

without a cup holder at arm level,

one hand has to hold the cup,

another the spoon.

TY Driving Diary #4:

(Bukit Jambul, Bayan Lepas)

The PDRM Need For Speed

http://leetzeyin.blogspot.com/2010/04/pdrm-need-for-speed.html

TY Driving Diary #3:

(Long Boey, near the market, Air Itam)

Aren't traffic police supposed to clear traffic jams?

But they always create more jams by creating road blocks,

blocking 2 lanes out of 3 lanes.

TY Driving Diary #2:

(Lorong Mahsuri, Bayan Baru)

Can i honk the police car if they are driving too slow,

blocking the entire road,

and there is no free lane to overtake them?

TY Driving Diary #1:

(FTZ Coastal Highway, Bayan Lepas)

THE BIG BANG!

http://leetzeyin.blogspot.com/2010/02/big-bang.html

The PDRM Need For Speed

Date: 24/4/10 (Sat)

Time: bout 10.35pm

Place: Somewhere near Bukit Jambul

TY was waiting for the traffic light to turn green at a junction...

saw a very big flashing blue light from my Vivi rear view mirror....

a very chunted looking sports car coming from the back...

"walau eh..... this guy modify the car until so geng....."

den it passed Vivi........

n TY saw....

what ???!!

a malaysian police car ???

obviously that is not a Waja....

n later TY found out that it was a Mitsubishi Evo X....

WALAU EHH !!! cant believe dat Malaysia use the car as police patrol car ..............

wow..... this is really impressive.....

the TV3 news....

Quoted from a website article:

"The Royal Malaysian Police (PDRM) has acquired 25 units of the Mitsubishi Lancer Evolution (with manual transmission) which will be used alongside the Proton Wajas and Iswaras as patrolcars. The purchase was rumoured for some time but the PDRM did not officially comment on it and it was thought that the cars might be used for undercover purposes."

hmmmm.... TY doubt doubt.....

will malaysian policemen be able to catch more bad guys with these Evos ah?

den CC Goh told me... one day his fren drive his modded car...

with the speed of bout 200 km/h on the highway.......

den an Evo kejar him n blocked him.....

it was the police patrol car....

wow......

sai um sai ahhhh....

maybe PDRM really Need For Speed....

let TY tell u another story of the PDRM NFS....

one day... few years back....

TY was in sis car... waiting for the traffic light... to turn into a right junction......

den suddenly a Waja police car sped past... nearly hit a car which is going straight...

den it beat the red light n turn into the junction...

wow.... the police must be chasing bad guy....

after dat ...we turn into the junction....

n we saw the police car!!!!

stopping at the durian stall !! (it was at the long boey sua road)

two policemen... a bit.....

eh heemm... eh hemm.....

big stomach 1....

were coming down from the car... relaxingly....

n we drove passed....

we duno wat happened next... at the durian stall.....

probably... they jz 12 makan durian....

n jz cant wait to makan durian.....

ok... 1 more story... one last one....

few weeks back..... TY saw a policeman....

this time a fit 1.... got body 1....... on a police motorbike.....

wearing a singlet with a black leather jacket....

together with a very cool sunglasses...

something which looks like the one in the picture...

fuuuu yoooh !!!! really yao yeng kaaaaaaaa..............................................

ok ... this is jz a supplementary story...

the end...

The Big Bang

some of the TY Kan Jiong Series...

http://leetzeyin.blogspot.com/2009/01/ty-missed-her-flight-during-super-peak.html

http://leetzeyin.blogspot.com/2008/10/jalan-jalan-cari-malan-selangor-broga.html

http://leetzeyin.blogspot.com/2009/02/my-room-nearly-caught-fire.html

now it is back with more actions........

n perhaps this is the best of all...

Date: 11/2/10 (Thu)

Time: bout 12.30pm

Place: FTZ coastal highway (the mini jambatan)

2day we had a farewell lunch for CW..... n TY is driving her Lil' Vivi.....

together with colleagues Jin Hao Lian, BC Ong n the department director KC Chung....

she drove on one of the mini jambatans of FTZ coastal highway....

going up the slope....

when goin down.....

Jin Hao Lian who sits beside saw there r a bit jam in front... den ask me to stop.....

there was still a distance between Lil' Vivi n the car in front ...

den TY stepped on the brake....

but Lil' Vivi was not stopping....

n TY keep stepping on the pedal.....

n it accelerated down the slope n .....

TY hit the driving wheel.... no air bag came out ....

the engine was still running ......

some1 is shouting.....

"step on the brake!!! step on the brake !!!"

TY stepped n stepped......

the engine did not stop.....

den Jin Hao Lian pulled the hand break.....

the car stopped....

n TY was.....

the rest of the ppl in the car went down....

n TY was.....

until some1 called me to go down.....

n TY went to see the car......

oh.... wow......

ok..... alright....

the car in front was something like a Proton Iswara.....

the driver was a Chinese..... smiling smiling.....

nothing happened to his car.... jz a lot of scratches on the bumper n the boot was a bit dented....

it hit the car before him too..... but oso minor damge only....

den the mechanics came... the Dad came......

the mechanics settle the car.....

Dad n Jin Hao Lian brought TY to the Balai Polis Traffik Batu Maung....

TY expected the police to ask me question n he will record down...

but the mechanic was telling him wat to write .....

"emmm... tulis macam ini....... ahhh... macam ini"

n his mandarin-slang bahasa seems to be better than the police..........

hmmmm....... okay........ alrite...........

okay..... now the analysis part.....

why was this happening?

Two Possibilities:

1. TY stepped on the accelerator instead of the brake....

- who knows? God knows.....

2. The brake was not functioning...

- a post-mortem had to be done on Lil' Vivi to prove this.....

this is TY's 1st big bang.....

anyway... anyhow.....

wish every1...

n.....