Wednesday, July 30, 2008

The Quality Eating Control Gurus

Date: 30/7/08 (Wed)

TY will always get hungry when she uses her brain to certain extend.....




den she write dis in her MSN shoutout:
"Someone pls stop TY from eating...."



den here come all the Gurus.... not Quality Gurus.... but Quality Eating Control Gurus....




1st Guru - Rhenita:
Put all ur food in 10 cages, give seperate keys to 10ppl..
den when u 12 eat u must go n get the keys.... by the time u'll be too lazy to walk so far.....



2nd Guru - Vincent, the son of Mr. Chan (www.ipohmaliguy.blogspot.com):
1. Give all ur food to me n i help u finish them
2. I buy them from u, when u 12 eat, u buy back from me, den u'll think twice b4 eating (cuz he is 2 blocks away from me)



3rd Guru - Guru CooKies (who is really my Guru since 2001)
Eat all your food, then nothing to eat liao you'll eventually stop eating



after dat there is a heat argument between TY, the 1st n 3rd gurus:


TY: after finish eating everything den i'll go buy some more to eat

CooKies: then going back to the same statement just now till you got no money to buy



Rhe: with the cages thing, u wont become poor

CooKies: but you'll become lonely.... bcoz ur 10fren keep avoiding u.. coz u'll scratching them and ask for the keys..

Rhe: or ur 10 friends might come n take food from your room, then it'll finish up faster



CooKies: how about putting a big banner at ur notice board...."Still EAT? FAT liao la!!"....like tat....will warn u from eating anything....save u alot of money..n also energy :P

TY: canot la.. i canot resist from the temptations

Rhe: and this is coming from someone called Cookie, tell cookie it doesnt work



CooKies: it's not cookie, it's CooKies, with capital C and K, it's plural.. :P
hm...u could also advertise urself: "Saving Private TY"......from eating......who can make it will reward him/her with a lot of foods from TY's room. :P


Really 12 kneel down to all my gurus.......

10 comments:

Chia Choon 家存 said...

i give you one suggestion....
buy a saving pig....then every time you think of eating (not breakfast, lunch and dinner), just drop the RM 10 into the saving pig...
1. this will help you to save money
2. when you see the pig(you put money inside), you will be slim & pretty. when you don't see it, you will be fat like it...hahaha
3. you can give your offering to missionary monthly after saving....
hahaha...how good is my suggestion...help you to keep slim and bless others...

Tze Yin said...

sweat |||

SMS said...

Hmmm,

You can always buy bananas and eat them when you hungry..

SMS said...

Or hire someone to follow you..

Every time see you wanna eat go kacau you and drag you away from the food...

ha ha

Tze Yin said...

y banana? any fruits will do rite....

Tze Yin said...

needs money to hire someone...

i'm hungry again... go get something to eat!!!

wakakakakakakkaka!!!

SMS said...

Banana are very filling

when u use money to hire people, no more money for food ha ha

Tze Yin said...

sweat x2 |||

TTJoyce said...

Haiya...why so complicated? Just asked mom don't bank in so much money for you... then everything "gao dim" loh....hehe

Tze Yin said...

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