The Quality Eating Control Gurus

Date: 30/7/08 (Wed)

TY will always get hungry when she uses her brain to certain extend.....

den she write dis in her MSN shoutout:
"Someone pls stop TY from eating...."

den here come all the Gurus.... not Quality Gurus.... but Quality Eating Control Gurus....

1st Guru - Rhenita:
Put all ur food in 10 cages, give seperate keys to 10ppl..
den when u 12 eat u must go n get the keys.... by the time u'll be too lazy to walk so far.....

2nd Guru - Vincent, the son of Mr. Chan (www.ipohmaliguy.blogspot.com):
1. Give all ur food to me n i help u finish them
2. I buy them from u, when u 12 eat, u buy back from me, den u'll think twice b4 eating (cuz he is 2 blocks away from me)

3rd Guru - Guru CooKies (who is really my Guru since 2001)
Eat all your food, then nothing to eat liao you'll eventually stop eating

after dat there is a heat argument between TY, the 1st n 3rd gurus:


TY: after finish eating everything den i'll go buy some more to eat

CooKies: then going back to the same statement just now till you got no money to buy

Rhe: with the cages thing, u wont become poor

CooKies: but you'll become lonely.... bcoz ur 10fren keep avoiding u.. coz u'll scratching them and ask for the keys..

Rhe: or ur 10 friends might come n take food from your room, then it'll finish up faster

CooKies: how about putting a big banner at ur notice board...."Still EAT? FAT liao la!!"....like tat....will warn u from eating anything....save u alot of money..n also energy :P

TY: canot la.. i canot resist from the temptations

Rhe: and this is coming from someone called Cookie, tell cookie it doesnt work

CooKies: it's not cookie, it's CooKies, with capital C and K, it's plural.. :P
hm...u could also advertise urself: "Saving Private TY"......from eating......who can make it will reward him/her with a lot of foods from TY's room. :P

Really 12 kneel down to all my gurus.......